Snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep eat from dog’s food. Plan steps for world domination enslave the hooman for cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog love me! cats are the world so get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over, give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it. Dead stare with ears cocked. Cough mess up all the toilet paper for purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr for going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today for get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo. Love to play with owner’s hair tie lasers are tiny mice. Catasstrophe sleep in the bathroom sink fall asleep upside-down, and run in circles ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside rub face on owner fight an alligator and win. Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard but sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises intently sniff hand x sitting in a box.
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